About Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms

U.C.Me delivers curated care packages filled with comforting (and often hilarious) items that people might not think to reach for when life gets a bit overwhelming.

Think: Emergency chocolate labeled "Use in Case of Total Meltdown", stress toys, "Smells Like Regret" scented candles, "Permission to Cry" certificates, and the occasional note that says, "You're doing your best and that's all that matters!"


We honor your heavy and hold space your light!

Curaed "thinking of" Packages:

"Breakup Survival" kits

Your ultimate care package for bouncing back with style. Designed to ease a broken heart and lighten the mood, this box is filled with comforting treats, sassy picks, and a touch of humor — perfect for anyone who needs a little TLC, a good laugh, and a fresh start. Heartbreak never felt this good.

“Hot Mess Express” Box

All aboard the Chaos Express — destination: “Who Gives a F**k?” This is your ticket for those moments when life feels completely off the rails, and yet, you’re reveling in every beautifully chaotic second. Packed with stress-busting essentials, and an unapologetic dose of “I’ll deal with it later” energy, this ride is all about embracing the mess. Because sometimes, the most meaningful journeys are the messy ones.

“WTAF Life” Box

Oh look, life fell off a cliff again — shocker. Here’s a box filled with hilarious pins to show the world you’re over it, and motivational pick-me-ups that are just sarcastic enough to keep you going. Because when chaos reigns supreme, a little irony is the best survival tool.

“Toxic Positivity Detox” Kit

Tired of the “look on the bright side” BS? So are we. This box is a big middle finger to toxic positivity — filled with savage finds and blunt truths for when you’d rather embrace reality than fake a smile. Because sometimes life isn’t a motivational poster — it’s a mess, and that’s perfectly fine.

“Ghosted and Thriving” Kit

Got left on read… again? Lucky you — you’re free, fabulous, and thriving without them. This box is filled with sassy finds and motivational pick-me-ups to celebrate your glow-up. Because sometimes the best revenge is living your best life without them.

“Revenge Glow-up” Box

Dump the dead weight and strut into your own damn spotlight. This box is packed with savage reminders and no-BS essentials to fuel your comeback like a boss. You’re not breaking down — you’re glowin’ UP, and everyone else better sit the hell down and watch.

“Burn It All Down” Box

When life’s a flaming disaster, this box is your no-BS survival kit — packed with snarky tools and honest pick-me-ups to help you roast marshmallows and laugh while everything burns. Smoke, ashes, and all — you’re still standing (sort of), so might as well enjoy the damn show.

“Why Even Try?” Kit

For those days when motivation left the building and you’re just too done. Packed with brutally honest reminders, zero-fluff survival gear, and enough sarcasm to keep you going when all you want to do is quit and binge-watch your regrets instead. Because sometimes the best effort is not giving a damn.

Lonely tree in a snowy landscape with a white sky

Replace every “What if?”
with “Why the F*ck not?”

Sometimes things happen simply because life sucks — and there’s no

grand plan or hidden purpose. It’s messy, unfair, and frustrating, but

acknowledging that is often the first step toward figuring out how to move forward.

Beyond the ordinary

We take mental Health seriously and we aim to brighten the day of those in need of a care package with a difference!
So, if you or someone you know needs a self-aware, funny, and slightly cathartic remedy to a real-life problem, you’ve come to the right place!

When life feels overwhelming

UCMe's Practical tools to help you navigate those intense, hectic emotions when life feels overwhelming. These worksheets are a great starting point for understanding and managing your feelings—designed to guide you gently toward better mental health care and lasting change.

Zone Out to Chill Out

Mindfulness is a key part of distress tolerance — staying present and grounded when everything feels like chaos. In fact, evidence-based trauma therapies actively encourage using mindfulness techniques to boost your ability to handle tough emotions.

These swearword-filled, cheeky coloring designs are made exactly for that! They’re cathartic, fun, and totally free to help you zone out, blow off steam, and just be. Seriously, who could ask for more?

What People Are Saying

They totally nailed

“I can’t say enough about Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms. They totally nailed what I needed and then some. Now, I’m spiraling with a grin and way more sass than ever!”

L. Dallas, Melbourne

More than I expected

“This box had me laughing out loud way more than I expected. The cheeky, savage goodies inside hit exactly the right tone — like someone took my messy thoughts, bottled them up, and shipped them straight to my door. Honestly, it’s the perfect mix of hilarious and brutally honest, and definitely made my chaos feel a lot less lonely (and way more entertaining). Highly recommend for anyone who needs a good laugh with their meltdown!”

M. Orr, Sydney

More than just a box

“This parcel was incredibly thoughtful and clearly put together with care. Every item felt like it was chosen just for me — perfectly balancing comfort, honesty, and a little cheeky encouragement. It’s more than just a box; it’s a reminder that someone gets what you’re going through and wants to lift you up in the most genuine way. Truly appreciated every detail.”

B. Nel, Queensland

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